Ted’s Magic Ribs

I had some time to do a little cooking this past weekend and decided to make a video for my magic ribs. Unfortunately I got so excited that I forgot to film a proper ending… but I can assure you that these things are fall off the bone pork-awesomeness.

Easiest directions ever:

  1. Take your ribs and cover them with olive oil, lots of fresh garlic and BBQ dry rub
  2. Place ribs in a pan with 1/4 inch of chardonnay in the bottom
  3. Cover with tin foil
  4. Cook in oven for 3 hrs at 350 degrees.
  5. Remove and coat ribs with BBQ sauce.
  6. Grill to perfection.
  7. Drop me a line and let me know what you think.


How to Make Ted’s Magic Chili

I decided to make Ted’s Magic Turkey Chili Surprise today for a Superbowl party at my friends house. I realize that I shared the recipe on this blog before, but I thought a video may better demonstrate just how easy and fast it is to make chili. For those of you out there who are afraid to cook take a look at this video, it could not be easier. I am by no means a chef, but even I can make this stuff.

Ted’s Magic Turkey Chili Surprise

Today Tara convinced me to cook turkey chili for the first time. I decided to ask for recipes via Twitter and received plenty of ideas from my friends. Here are a few you might want to check out:

Famous Chili
Chunky Turkey Chili

Turkey Chicken Chili
Crock Pot Turkey Chili (HOT)
Chili Recipe

I decided to take a little of each of these recipes and come up with my own recipe. My recipe includes two of my favorite ingredients – beer and easy. This recipe is designed for a crockpot, it takes about 15 minutes to prepare and 4 hours to cook.

Ted's Magic Turkey Chili Surprise


  1. 1 lb. ground turkey
  2. 1 medium onion (diced)
  3. 1 small green and 1 small red pepper (diced)
  4. 4 long green finger peppers (diced)
  5. 1 can rotel – Mexican flavored diced tomatoes with chilies
  6. 1 can of Goya black beans
  7. 1 small can tomato paste
  8. 1/2 square Bakers unsweetend chocolate
  9. 4 tablespoons ground chili powder
  10. 2 tablespoons cumin
  11. 2 tablespoons of pepper.
  12. 10 tablespoons of Cholula hot sauce
  13. 1 bottle of Negra Medelo

Ted's Magic Turkey Chili Surprise


  1. Brown 1 lb. of ground turkey in a pan with a little bit of olive oil.
  2. Dump all the ingredients in a crock pot set on high.
  3. Open another beer. Drink. Smile. Yes…you are awesome.
  4. Wait four hours.
  5. Tweet out to your friends that you are cooking #tedsmagicchili.
  6. Serve with sour cream and sharp cheddar cheese in a bowl.

You may be asking yourself what’s the surprise!?! The surprise is that a hour or two after eating this recipe you will start burping beautiful chili burps that bring the magic back over and over.