My buddy Chris Brogan was the victim of an unwarranted Twitter attack this weekend and handled it like a rock star. I am by no means a stranger to controversy or personal attacks, it takes a special type of person to stay cool in that situation. Chris caught my attention when he tweeted “Remember: anyone can criticize. I cater to those who can teach.” When I clicked through in twitter search I had an epiphany. Holy crap… Chris Borgan is the Chuck Norris of social media…. he even looks like Chuck Norris.
Super Amazing Chris Brogan Facts
- Chris Brogan does not sleep. He waits.
- Chris Brogan can slam a revolving door.
- When Chris Brogan does division, there are no remainders.
- Chris Brogan once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn’t even at a bowling alley.
- Chris Brogan can delete the recycling bin.
- Chris Brogan’s iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB Cord.
- Chris Brogan can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chris Brogan can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
- Chris Brogan can leave a comment without hitting submit.
- Chris Brogan can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
- Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chris Brogan.
- Chris Brogan can build a snowman out of rain.
- Chris Brogan causes the fail whale.
- Chris Brogan can touch MC Hammer.
- Apple pays Chris Brogan $.99 every time he downloads a song.
If you are not following Chris Borgan on Twitter do it now. Read his blog. Become one with the Chris Brogan.
That tweet “Remember: anyone can criticize. I cater to those who can teach” caught my eye too. Very wise words, from a very wise man.
Nice photoshop work! LOL!
Cracked right up.:)
You forgot #16 and in my mind the most important fact…
Chris Brogan is the one Ring that Binds them ALL.
I LOVE this post! Thanks for it! It made me smile. Chris Brogan did handle the attack like the champ that he is!
A classic… and well deserved!
GREAT images had me laughing out loud. Chris rocks, no matter how you look at him. LOL
I feel a VH1 special is inevitable
The new computer hard drive is modeled after Chris Brogan’s brain.
Hahahaha, that’s hilarious! I’m definitely saving this post for future laughs 🙂
Laughing, no lashings from this quarter. The superlatives are a howl!
Chris Brogan for Homeland Security Czar. He’s the new MacGuyver for the 21st century. Rock on, Ted. 🙂
Chris ROCKS! He was one of the people instrumental in retweeting my search for a kidney donor for my daughter. I am in awe of his reach!
Ted, you most definitely deserve a lashing, but first I have to recover from the death by laughter that was brought on by your Chris Brogan/Chuck Norris epiphany. Brilliant.
Oh my lord, that is hilarious… I bet Chris got quite a kick out of it… literally.
I never knew that Chris Brogan and Rosa Parks had a thing. Heh.
Awesome post! You are a creative super freak…lol
Kudos to Brogan
I think you are onto something. Not aware of the nature of the personal attacks but… HE DOES LOOK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS and your countdown was hilarious. Good way to start a Monday in my books.
In 2009, people will no longer blog, they’ll Brogan instead.
Tom Dickson refuses to even attempt to blend Chris Brogan – he knows the blender will break.
You know when Twitter started having scalability problems? The day Chris Brogan joined.
Social media is prone to some ill effects sometimes, but it’s the nature of the beast. I’m glad Chris was bashed, but only because it inspired this hilarious list and made me like him even more. Plus, “there’s no such thing as bad press,” so I’m sure he’ll fare just fine. Thanks for the great list…and Chris, can you get MarketLeverage the ability to be paid for song downloading too? 🙂
LOL – well done Ted.
Taking a lashing for talking about K-Mart what would Martha think?Chris handled it well.
Here’s proof that Chris Brogan is the Chuck Norris of Social Media! Not only does this make it obvious the two were separated at birth, but it shows that neither of them age!
OMG. He is Chuck Norris! Great post. The Brogan bashers wish they had an ounce of his talent.
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Chris Brogan’s tears cure computer viruses, too bad he never cries.
No matter how hard Chris Brogan tries to grow a full beard it always ends up looking like a goatee. Cause all of his facial hair gathers around his mouth just to hear what he has to say.
You can’t follow Chris Brogan on Twitter, he sneaks up behind you and kills you dead. Twice.
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