May 11 2010
I Will Grant You Three Wishes
- 40 Lashings
- Dropped May 11th, 2010 by Ted Murphy in fun
This morning I woke up and found myself blessed with super natural powers. Anything I wished for suddenly became a reality. I wished for a coffee… and the lady at Starbucks handed me one. I wished for silence… and my radio broke. I wished for freedom… and looked down to see I wasn’t wearing pants.
Amazing? Yes.
I am pretty much like a genie… but I hope I smell better than a genie because I imagine genies smell pretty bad from being couped in a bottle for so long. Anywho – I want to share my powers with you. Simply leave a comment on this post with your three wishes and I will do my best to grant them.
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- scottisadrummer (Scott Garapolo) posted on May 12th, 2010
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40 peeps fired up
I wish for warmer weather, because I’m tired of being cold all of the time.
I wish for $100, because it’ll mean the difference between my electric bill getting paid on time, and not getting paid on time. Heh.
I wish for this annoying papercut on my finger to hurry up and heal!
P.S. Pantsless is the way to go!
I wish for you to really wear that hat next time I see you.
I wish for it to be May 30th.
I wish for bacon flavored donuts.
Firstly I wish for you to put your pants back on.
Secondly, I really wish my Macfreelance software would get fixed.
Finally, I wish for lots of yes replies to my birthday party invites.
I want an iPhone
I want to travel to Spain even for a day.
I want world peace!
Need a digi cam.
Need a Blackberry.
Need regular opportunity(Post) at socialspark.
I wish for
1) sleep
2) sleep
3) sleep
Newborns are tiring!
I wish for an exciting job suited to my talents – like being a personal photographer to families at Disney who are on special occasion trips.
I wish for iPads for the whole family (Eva too
I wish for an extra hour a day sort of a time pocket between 5:30pm and 5:31pm where I go to a different plane of existence where I can have time to myself to just brainstorm ideas free of any and all distractions.
One wish… can you take a picture without sticking your tongue out?!? Really come on Ted hahaha
1) I wish I was a little bit taller.
2) I wish I was a baller.
3) I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her.)
4*) I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ’64 Impala.
* The fourth wish is assumed for completeness.
hi Ted..
I wish for a better job.
I wish for a new (to me) car so I can get around.
I wish for the Red Sox to play better
I wish for Christina Philips to have a happy things happen to her.
I wish for a toast with Whiskey Sours and Sidecars at Aunt Heddy’s funeral.
I wish to be able to relax enough to enjoy a vacation.
I am so glad that your wishes were granted. My wishes are:
1 – to be famous for at least one whole day ….opps I had better take that one back or I might end up on the evening news.
2 – to have at least one of my blogs have a regular readership of 500+ people a day
3 – that is enough of the fantasy wishes and this one is a reality check….I would really like to replace my old 170K mile car with a new one.
Now where is that magic bottle with the Genie in it?
Ted,
I wish I could be at your party,
I wish I could teleport,
and I wish you many more mornings of Super Powers!
Hello Ted,
Do your best all powerful Genie! Can you do it?
Wish#1 I’m local and I think what you are doing in our industry is awesome. I wanted to stop in and visit Izea on Thursday and would like the opportunity to meet the guy that started all this. Do you maybe have 2 minutes to meet in person?
Wish #2 An Izea shirt could be cool.
Wish #3 A taco maybe… I hear you guys have an open door invitation to clean out the fridge.
See you Thursday? or if Friday is better, let me know when works for you. Thanks.
I don’t care how bad that genie smells if he can grant my wishes:
1. I wish for IZEAfest to be held again this year
2. I wish for a daily dose of inspiration when I have time to act on it.
3. I wish shoe manufacturers would not discontinue the very shoes I LOVE time after time Easy Spirit .. Merrell … Privo you have let me down… my feet hurt!
@Adam White:
This week may be a little hard for me. How about I buy you a taco on Tuesday. Come by the the office at 12:30. Please send me an email (ted@izea.com) to confirm.
Oh Genie Ted, Grant Me These Three Wishes:
1. I wish for every read and unread email in all three of my inboxes to be replied to, labeled and archived immediately.
2. I wish for a virtual assistant to help me keep on top of all emails, posts, and tasks every day
3. I wish for an extra day at IZEAFest this year so I can do some sightseeing in Orlando!
Ted,
Thanks for granting my wish. It was a pleasure meeting you and Izea is a very cool place. I look forward to the launch and maybe grabbing a frosty mug and some conversation soon. Sounds like a lot of fun and very exciting for this company. I hope you appreciated a small demonstration of a little ingenuity and the point in a unique delivery today as an exercise. Perhaps you will give some consideration to the information I left with you. But either way, I really am glad to get to know you personally and hope we meet again. You guys do some fun activities socially and are a fun group that I would like to get involved with at any level. Thanks for the 2 minutes Genie. Perhaps we can connect next week.
Warm regards,
Adam White
3 wishes would be:
1 – $3000 for my wife to clear that bad memory!!
2 – a shamanistic soul retrieval session for myself
3 – one family in need to be given a house
Hi TED, My 3 wishes are as follow:
1) I WISH 2 hit the fl lotto (im not greedy just 10mill will do)
2) I WISH 2 travel the entire world (after hitting the lotto of course)
3) I WISH 2 take you with US on our travels around the world (UR AWSOME- U Ready?????)
Hi Ted, this is my first time coming to your site so thank you for the interesting question on my wishes:
1) I wish I could fund my two business ideas
2) I wish I could help other entrepreneurs with my businesses
3) I wish I could improve lives in America and Africa
I wish I had the magical superpowers I always wanted to even to ones on my right
hand and fingertips.
I wish i was so Popular people would talk to me more, hangout with me more
engage conversation with me all the time, more friends.
I wish I had lots of money, so rich that I can buy anything I like have all that I want, that i am rich all the time and jest so rich.
I want to do job in Management in It in USA..ha
I wish every day had 30 hours (ok, I’ll settle for 28).
I wish I had weird hats I could wear every day of the year and not repeat myself.
I wish to know the mystery behind the tongue.
i wish to have a perfectly sculpted body technicly a nice body
i wish i was a billinare but no body in my family was greetie
i wish jordan scott was in love with me and asked me out
for my first wish i would want the power for all technology to do whatever i tell it to do. For my second wish is to have telekinisis. For my third wish is to be able to heal someone with a touch of my right hand pointy finger.
1:a remote to turne me from boy to girl. 2:$50,000. 3: my mom to find a loving,good,christain nan
I wish i had $900 i wish i was really popular
i wish i got to do what ever i want
Grant me my wishes.
1. I want to be young again(20 or 21).. which means the birth year on my birth certs, I.D…(all legal documents and records) change to a different date so I’m younger. But I want nothing else in my life to change, except my birth year and age.
2. I want to become pretty, with pretty eyes that suits my face.
3. I want to become more confident and skilled/talented in performing. (singing and dancing0
Thanks.
WISH 1 NOBODY WILL EVER SAY OR DO ANYTHING ABOUT MY WEIGHT EVER
WISH 2 THE ABILITY TO STOP TIME
WISH 3 UNLIMTED MONEY FOREVER
Wish 1: To find better friendship with a white person who’s trustworthy, very smart, and nice, he never swears or say bad words, he’s around my age, he wears black t-shirt, brown khaki shorts with socks and slippers, he’ll go to the same high school as me and go to the same classes as me(all classes including lunch) and we’ll be best pals forever. (He will ring my doorbell at my front door so I’ll know that this wish has been granted) Please grant this wish before my school starts in August!
Wish 2: Not to be afraid of squirrels, being shy or quiet anymore. also to be very smarter and get A’s in all my classes! (I will know everything)
Wish 3: To become a wizard with 2 spell books (small and medium) and a real wand
I WISH I COULD AFFORD TO FLY FROM FLINT, MICHIGAN TO EUTAW, ALABAMA TO TAKE MY SISTER OUT TO A NICE DINNER FOR HER BIRTHDAY
I wish I looked like this one girl from my school who is very pretty. Or at least close to how she looks.
I wish my dad was in jail for what he did to my family.
I wish I could be in Richmond Virginia with the guy I am in love with and that he was in love with me no matter what I looked like
i want one of my friends to invite me to the fair tommorrow and not my sisters
please
My awesome product to bless even more people. Want a investor or partner or take over!! X
Product is going word by mouth and can not be stopped anymore!!!!!
1: i wish that whoever i like would like me back just as much.
2: i wish that my dad would give me 300$ tomorrow morning for shopping.
3: i wish that i was a genie too!!!