I Will Grant You Three Wishes

ted_genieThis morning I woke up and found myself blessed with super natural powers. Anything I wished for suddenly became a reality. I wished for a coffee… and the lady at Starbucks handed me one. I wished for silence… and my radio broke. I wished for freedom… and looked down to see I wasn’t wearing pants.

Amazing? Yes.

I am pretty much like a genie… but I hope I smell better than a genie because I imagine genies smell pretty bad from being couped in a bottle for so long. Anywho – I want to share my powers with you. Simply leave a comment on this post with your three wishes and I will do my best to grant them.

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  1. Jenn on 05.11.2010 at 7:11 am

    I wish for warmer weather, because I’m tired of being cold all of the time.

    I wish for $100, because it’ll mean the difference between my electric bill getting paid on time, and not getting paid on time. Heh.

    I wish for this annoying papercut on my finger to hurry up and heal!

  2. Jenn on 05.11.2010 at 7:11 am

    P.S. Pantsless is the way to go!

  3. Trevor on 05.11.2010 at 7:15 am

    I wish for you to really wear that hat next time I see you.
    I wish for it to be May 30th.
    I wish for bacon flavored donuts.

  4. Vix on 05.11.2010 at 7:21 am

    Firstly I wish for you to put your pants back on.

    Secondly, I really wish my Macfreelance software would get fixed.

    Finally, I wish for lots of yes replies to my birthday party invites.

  5. jules on 05.11.2010 at 7:28 am

    I want an iPhone
    I want to travel to Spain even for a day.
    I want world peace!

  6. sam on 05.11.2010 at 7:34 am

    Need a digi cam.
    Need a Blackberry.
    Need regular opportunity(Post) at socialspark.

  7. Gator Bates on 05.11.2010 at 7:40 am

    I wish for
    1) sleep
    2) sleep
    3) sleep

    Newborns are tiring!

  8. BenSpark on 05.11.2010 at 7:46 am

    I wish for an exciting job suited to my talents – like being a personal photographer to families at Disney who are on special occasion trips.

    I wish for iPads for the whole family (Eva too :-)

    I wish for an extra hour a day sort of a time pocket between 5:30pm and 5:31pm where I go to a different plane of existence where I can have time to myself to just brainstorm ideas free of any and all distractions.

  9. Jason on 05.11.2010 at 7:46 am

    One wish… can you take a picture without sticking your tongue out?!? Really come on Ted hahaha

  10. Carney on 05.11.2010 at 8:00 am

    1) I wish I was a little bit taller.

    2) I wish I was a baller.

    3) I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her.)

    4*) I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ’64 Impala.

    * The fourth wish is assumed for completeness.

  11. yuvaraj on 05.11.2010 at 8:35 am

    hi Ted..

  12. Nate on 05.11.2010 at 9:42 am

    I wish for a better job.

    I wish for a new (to me) car so I can get around.

    I wish for the Red Sox to play better

  13. Marcelle Turner on 05.11.2010 at 10:56 am

    I wish for Christina Philips to have a happy things happen to her.

    I wish for a toast with Whiskey Sours and Sidecars at Aunt Heddy’s funeral.

    I wish to be able to relax enough to enjoy a vacation.

    • roxann on 03.07.2011 at 11:42 am

      lol

  14. The Knowledge Lady on 05.11.2010 at 3:22 pm

    I am so glad that your wishes were granted. My wishes are:
    1 – to be famous for at least one whole day ….opps I had better take that one back or I might end up on the evening news.
    2 – to have at least one of my blogs have a regular readership of 500+ people a day
    3 – that is enough of the fantasy wishes and this one is a reality check….I would really like to replace my old 170K mile car with a new one.

    Now where is that magic bottle with the Genie in it?

  15. George on 05.11.2010 at 3:29 pm

    1) A new MacBook pro or an ipad
    2) A better job? :-(
    3) 3 more wishes, since you didn’t specify my limits…

    :-)

  16. Heather in BC on 05.11.2010 at 10:59 pm

    Ted,

    I wish I could be at your party,

    I wish I could teleport,

    and I wish you many more mornings of Super Powers!

  17. Adam White on 05.12.2010 at 4:54 am

    Hello Ted,

    Do your best all powerful Genie! Can you do it?

    Wish#1 I’m local and I think what you are doing in our industry is awesome. I wanted to stop in and visit Izea on Thursday and would like the opportunity to meet the guy that started all this. Do you maybe have 2 minutes to meet in person?

    Wish #2 An Izea shirt could be cool.

    Wish #3 A taco maybe… I hear you guys have an open door invitation to clean out the fridge.

    See you Thursday? or if Friday is better, let me know when works for you. Thanks.

  18. Pat Curry on 05.12.2010 at 4:35 pm

    I don’t care how bad that genie smells if he can grant my wishes:
    1. I wish for IZEAfest to be held again this year
    2. I wish for a daily dose of inspiration when I have time to act on it.
    3. I wish shoe manufacturers would not discontinue the very shoes I LOVE time after time Easy Spirit .. Merrell … Privo you have let me down… my feet hurt!

  19. Ted Murphy on 05.13.2010 at 5:09 am

    @Adam White:
    This week may be a little hard for me. How about I buy you a taco on Tuesday. Come by the the office at 12:30. Please send me an email (ted@izea.com) to confirm.

  20. Elizabeth @ Table for Five on 05.13.2010 at 7:29 am

    Oh Genie Ted, Grant Me These Three Wishes:

    1. I wish for every read and unread email in all three of my inboxes to be replied to, labeled and archived immediately.

    2. I wish for a virtual assistant to help me keep on top of all emails, posts, and tasks every day

    3. I wish for an extra day at IZEAFest this year so I can do some sightseeing in Orlando!

  21. Adam White on 05.13.2010 at 4:10 pm

    Ted,

    Thanks for granting my wish. It was a pleasure meeting you and Izea is a very cool place. I look forward to the launch and maybe grabbing a frosty mug and some conversation soon. Sounds like a lot of fun and very exciting for this company. I hope you appreciated a small demonstration of a little ingenuity and the point in a unique delivery today as an exercise. Perhaps you will give some consideration to the information I left with you. But either way, I really am glad to get to know you personally and hope we meet again. You guys do some fun activities socially and are a fun group that I would like to get involved with at any level. Thanks for the 2 minutes Genie. Perhaps we can connect next week.

    Warm regards,

    Adam White

  22. John Hewitt on 05.22.2010 at 3:47 pm

    3 wishes would be:
    1 – $3000 for my wife to clear that bad memory!!
    2 – a shamanistic soul retrieval session for myself
    3 – one family in need to be given a house

  23. Mz Tee on 05.31.2010 at 8:35 am

    Hi TED, My 3 wishes are as follow:
    1) I WISH 2 hit the fl lotto (im not greedy just 10mill will do)
    2) I WISH 2 travel the entire world (after hitting the lotto of course)
    3) I WISH 2 take you with US on our travels around the world (UR AWSOME- U Ready?????)

  24. El Hadji Beye on 06.01.2010 at 12:04 am

    Hi Ted, this is my first time coming to your site so thank you for the interesting question on my wishes:

    1) I wish I could fund my two business ideas
    2) I wish I could help other entrepreneurs with my businesses
    3) I wish I could improve lives in America and Africa

  25. Kendude on 06.01.2010 at 6:47 pm

    I wish I had the magical superpowers I always wanted to even to ones on my right
    hand and fingertips.

    I wish i was so Popular people would talk to me more, hangout with me more
    engage conversation with me all the time, more friends.

    I wish I had lots of money, so rich that I can buy anything I like have all that I want, that i am rich all the time and jest so rich.

  26. Suraj on 06.02.2010 at 6:27 am

    I want to do job in Management in It in USA..ha

  27. Udi on 06.06.2010 at 1:34 am

    I wish every day had 30 hours (ok, I’ll settle for 28).

    I wish I had weird hats I could wear every day of the year and not repeat myself.

    I wish to know the mystery behind the tongue.

  28. kylah on 06.14.2010 at 3:13 pm

    i wish to have a perfectly sculpted body technicly a nice body

    i wish i was a billinare but no body in my family was greetie

    i wish jordan scott was in love with me and asked me out

  29. james on 06.21.2010 at 7:34 pm

    for my first wish i would want the power for all technology to do whatever i tell it to do. For my second wish is to have telekinisis. For my third wish is to be able to heal someone with a touch of my right hand pointy finger.

  30. matt on 06.23.2010 at 12:00 pm

    1:a remote to turne me from boy to girl. 2:$50,000. 3: my mom to find a loving,good,christain nan

  31. kieth on 06.25.2010 at 6:50 pm

    I wish i had $900 i wish i was really popular
    i wish i got to do what ever i want

  32. CPY on 06.27.2010 at 8:07 am

    Grant me my wishes.

    1. I want to be young again(20 or 21).. which means the birth year on my birth certs, I.D…(all legal documents and records) change to a different date so I’m younger. But I want nothing else in my life to change, except my birth year and age.

    2. I want to become pretty, with pretty eyes that suits my face.

    3. I want to become more confident and skilled/talented in performing. (singing and dancing0

    Thanks.

  33. JAMES MCROY on 07.16.2010 at 3:37 pm

    WISH 1 NOBODY WILL EVER SAY OR DO ANYTHING ABOUT MY WEIGHT EVER

    WISH 2 THE ABILITY TO STOP TIME

    WISH 3 UNLIMTED MONEY FOREVER

  34. Kenny on 07.19.2010 at 6:00 pm

    Wish 1: To find better friendship with a white person who’s trustworthy, very smart, and nice, he never swears or say bad words, he’s around my age, he wears black t-shirt, brown khaki shorts with socks and slippers, he’ll go to the same high school as me and go to the same classes as me(all classes including lunch) and we’ll be best pals forever. (He will ring my doorbell at my front door so I’ll know that this wish has been granted) Please grant this wish before my school starts in August!

    Wish 2: Not to be afraid of squirrels, being shy or quiet anymore. also to be very smarter and get A’s in all my classes! (I will know everything)

    Wish 3: To become a wizard with 2 spell books (small and medium) and a real wand

  35. Kimberly Landingham on 07.21.2010 at 6:12 pm

    I WISH I COULD AFFORD TO FLY FROM FLINT, MICHIGAN TO EUTAW, ALABAMA TO TAKE MY SISTER OUT TO A NICE DINNER FOR HER BIRTHDAY

  36. Amber on 07.25.2010 at 8:29 pm

    I wish I looked like this one girl from my school who is very pretty. Or at least close to how she looks.

    I wish my dad was in jail for what he did to my family.

    I wish I could be in Richmond Virginia with the guy I am in love with and that he was in love with me no matter what I looked like

  37. morgan on 08.30.2010 at 4:32 pm

    i want one of my friends to invite me to the fair tommorrow and not my sisters
    please

  38. Drene Dippenaar on 09.01.2010 at 2:20 am

    My awesome product to bless even more people. Want a investor or partner or take over!! X

  39. Drene Dippenaar on 09.01.2010 at 2:23 am

    Product is going word by mouth and can not be stopped anymore!!!!!

  40. hellen on 09.06.2010 at 2:19 pm

    1: i wish that whoever i like would like me back just as much.
    2: i wish that my dad would give me 300$ tomorrow morning for shopping.
    3: i wish that i was a genie too!!!

  41. JAMES MCROY on 09.20.2010 at 2:49 pm

    WISH 1 TO GAIN 70 POUNDS IN THE NEXT 34 HOURS

    WISH 2 NO ONE WILL NOTICE MY WEIGHT GAIN

    WISH 3 THE ABILITY TO STOP TIME

  42. JAMES MCROY on 09.20.2010 at 2:54 pm

    WISH ONE TO GAIN 70 POUNDS OF FAT IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES

    WISH 2 NO ONE WIL NOTICE MY WEIGHT GAIN

    WISH 3 THE ABILILITY TO STOP TIMEWITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS

  43. dominique salvador on 09.22.2010 at 1:53 am

    I wish for…..

    1.I wish not to recite to our flag ceremony on monday

    2.I wish i could buy a book tomorrow

    3.I wish we will be rich

  44. linda gregg. on 10.15.2010 at 4:18 pm

    1. to win lottery for millions 2. to lose 50 pds. 3 Good health for everyone in my family

  45. Joshua on 10.31.2010 at 3:01 pm

    1-I wish all my stretch marks are gone.

    2-I wish I have $999,999,999,999,999 on my bed, and another $999,999,999,999,999 in my bank account.

    3-I wish I knew how to instantly and magically grant ANY kind of wish made by anyone, especially myself.

  46. robert cawthon on 11.16.2010 at 2:29 pm

    i wish i had real bewitched powers

  47. b on 11.17.2010 at 3:11 pm

    I WISH MY KIDS MANY YEARS OF GOOD HEALTH I WISH I HAD LOTS OF MONEY I WISH ALL MY FAMILY LOVE AND SPEND LOTS OF TIME TOGETHER

  48. taylor on 11.18.2010 at 4:06 pm

    I wish my dad acted like a real father
    I wish I had long beautiful hair
    I wish I aced the sat and act!

  49. PATRICIA PICCIOCCHI on 11.19.2010 at 1:11 pm

    THAT THE PERSON I LOVE WOULD LOVE ME BACK THAT MY SISTER HAS MS WOULD GET BETTER THAT MY OLDER NEWPHEW FINDS A JOB

  50. Joe Sanzone on 12.18.2010 at 12:05 pm

    I Wish For A laptop!i Wish For Real Pokemon!I wish For A Wishing Stick!

  51. Joe Sanzone on 12.18.2010 at 12:08 pm

    I Wish For A kitten That I Wasn’t Allergic To! I Wish I Was Magic! I Wish Max Sanzone Was Magic!

  52. Joe Sanzone on 12.22.2010 at 6:03 pm

    1.I Wish For A Wishing Stick That Can Grant Anything I Say! Max Sanzone Too.2.I Wish There Were No Deaths.3.I Wish Every Blood Test Needle Blew Up And They Never Made Them Again!

  53. Joe Sanzone on 12.22.2010 at 6:10 pm

    I Wish I Could Fly! Max Sanzone Too.I Wish I Had A Pet Kirby From Nintendo Games.I Wish Max Sanzone Had No Diabetes!Please I Really Want These Wishes Granted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. garnetta on 01.04.2011 at 8:17 pm

    i wish that andrecco king like me want me as new girlfriend and dump shalonda willingham

    i wish that andrecco king and me squash the issue and start clean slate and rekindled our relationship
    i wish 2011 will be better than 2010 and 2010 that all my dream and wishes come true

    • garnetta on 01.04.2011 at 8:19 pm

      2009

  55. stefanie on 01.08.2011 at 12:37 pm

    if this is really true. Please please plese help me. I just wish to have beautiful skin again. No more blackheads, no more acne, no more enlarge pores. Becuase of my skin, all i do is stay home. Sometimes i just want to kill myself becuase of this embrassment. please help. All i want is beautiful skin again.

  56. Annie on 01.10.2011 at 5:35 pm

    i wish to loose a great deal of weight by April or May

    to stay skinny

    i wish to have success in my carear when i grow older

    thank you

  57. Anthony on 01.27.2011 at 12:53 pm

    3wishes
    1- wake up with more postive enegry to start the day.
    2- Hav millions of people come to my website to drive traffic.http://www.cashiwant.com
    3- hav more money and fun then i could every dream of.

  58. carly on 01.27.2011 at 10:21 pm

    i hope these three wishes come true i really need them right now

  59. ankita goswami on 02.02.2011 at 8:42 am

    1. cure my arthiritis forever
    2. cure my menatal health
    3. diminish my forehead hair forever

  60. Rossy on 02.03.2011 at 4:42 pm

    1) I wish to be a dragon when ever i say “i wish to be a dragon” and when i think “i want to be human” i turn back to a human.
    2) I wish to be able to grant wishes for my self and others.

  61. Alex Martin on 02.05.2011 at 4:47 pm

    Wish 1- I wish i could shapeshift into anyone and be able to switch back
    Wish 2- I wish i had a time machine to travel to anytime
    Wish 3-I wish i had a iphone with free unlimted service

  62. Joshua on 02.12.2011 at 10:45 pm

    I wish for spider power, love potion, and a eletric guitar and a cell phone

  63. jill on 02.17.2011 at 3:56 pm

    I want ward back I want ward back I want ward back

  64. jill on 02.18.2011 at 8:36 am

    1. I wish for 350,000 $ so I can keep my house
    2. I wish I could find a job
    3 I wish I wasn’t heartbroken

  65. shree on 02.21.2011 at 6:55 am

    i wish i can find someone who can bring meaning to my life and be by my side always and help me realise what i want to achieve in life and make it come true who can love me truely and support me and b true to me and keep me happy always.someone to whom me n my smile means the world…
    i wish i can go back in time to change the now me n tell the me in past what to do for a bright future
    i wish i can travel thru dimensions

  66. Tfc on 02.27.2011 at 10:27 am

    I wish that my friend kaliegh will be friends with me again really soon.

  67. jimmy on 03.06.2011 at 12:43 am

    1 wish-to have magical powers like fireball, energy ball,telekenisis,teleportation
    2 to get always what i want
    3 people understand what i want

  68. jimmy on 03.06.2011 at 8:16 pm

    proove if you’re a genie buy making my wishes true

    • jimmy on 03.06.2011 at 8:19 pm

      if youre like a genie proove by making me wishes true

  69. roxann on 03.07.2011 at 11:44 am

    i wish i had 7 more wishes
    i wish i had wings a rabbit

  70. Martine. D on 03.08.2011 at 4:45 pm

    I wish to win the mega millions jackpot
    I wish to get pregnant with twins by my husband
    I wish to win the powerball jackpot

  71. Martine. D on 03.08.2011 at 4:49 pm

    I wish to win the mega millions jackpot
    I wish to get pregnant with twins by my husband
    I wish to win the powerball jackpot

  72. LINDA GREGG on 03.10.2011 at 7:09 am

    I WISH TO WIN LOTTERY FOR 151 MILLION ON MEGA TOMMORROW NIGHT MARCH 11/2011 MY MOMS CANCER GONE NO ARTHRITIS OR NEG. SON GETS A WIFE….BE HAPPY

  73. Kim on 03.10.2011 at 8:01 pm

    I wish for 20 million dollars
    I wish for the irs not to know about the 20 million
    I wish for no evil kickbacks for my wishes

  74. terry paulson on 03.13.2011 at 11:57 am

    I wish I could get a new set of dentures. My innsurance only allow me a new set every
    5 years. the last dentist I saw made teeth that Mr. Ed could wear. You remember the talking horse
    Another wish I have is to find my son and spend some quality time with him.

  75. joss on 03.19.2011 at 3:34 pm

    1.i wish to be “5’3″
    2.smarter, fun, outgoing person
    3. To be rich

  76. joss on 03.19.2011 at 3:41 pm

    i wish that im “5’3″
    i wish that im a fun,smart outgoing person.
    i wish that the people in japan are safe.

  77. Karla on 04.01.2011 at 2:40 pm

    1. I wish for total confidence.
    2. I wish everything will work out.
    3. I wish my sister would always be happy and well.

    Thanks!

  78. Alex Greenhill on 04.05.2011 at 1:00 pm

    I wish I had the ability to teleport and become completely invisible at will
    I also wish for a cure for alzhiemers

  79. Ollie on 04.05.2011 at 3:17 pm

    Grant Me These Wishes Please

    1. I wish I could alter free will

    2. I wish I was able to do impossible things

    3. I wish I was good at everything

  80. taylir on 04.11.2011 at 2:23 pm

    i wish i could get a cell phone for my bday
    i wish that i could get a touch screen computer that i wanted. and i wish for a new pair of sneakers that are white and niki like stephanies. i wish i could at least get one of these :)

  81. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 05.05.2011 at 7:36 am

    i wish joe is my husband in this reality now and for all eternities faithfully ad really in love with me april
    i wish i am beautiful/desireable to for joe and for me that i’ll alway’s satisfy him 100 percent for all eternities without him ever
    wanting or needing other women now and all his life
    i wish that i am not nor ever be so down with my health and my wealth issues with alway’ so much negativities to be permanently restored and alway’s be in pure high spirits and happinesses

  82. Cindy on 05.12.2011 at 6:59 am

    Wow u have a long tung.

    1. I wish all my money problems will go away.
    2. I wish that all my family members would get along and have no fancial problems.
    3. I wish that my brother and husband business would be a huge success.

  83. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 05.13.2011 at 10:27 am

    i wish i am perfectly beautiful skinny and sexy perfectly rich and lived a perfectly happiest life/lifestyle’s of all the glamourous and super rich now and forever
    to be able to see a real life transformation
    a real life miracle everlastingly to the point i had no more flaws within all my appearances anymore in my eyes and others especially in the eyes of the man of m y dreams joe elliott and i wish that joe walked into my love life single available and veryily interested in me in return now and forever

  84. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 05.17.2011 at 6:15 am

    i wish i was such a pampered princess that i lived such a lavishing lifestyle without having to break a sweat haivng to do anymore household chores all the day and nights of my whole lifetime or heaing poeple fight with me about it ever again i wish all my unwanted hairs darkcircles/bags and unwanted pounds permently away now and forever and i
    wish i am alway’s beautiful inside and out now and forever and if i could have just one more wish it be i wish joe was legally now my only husband

  85. Jalen on 05.20.2011 at 7:28 pm

    I wish for my boyfriend give me alot of attention.
    I wish to be a famous singer/actress.
    I wish that I had a Ipad 2.

  86. damon jordan gilbert on 05.21.2011 at 12:25 pm

    for my 1st wish I wish for my own permanent stay on me unlimited wishing powers to wish for anything including impossible to come true for real instantly like you Ted with one snap with no consquenses for each wish.for my 2nd wish I wish to own this store called Walmart in Montgomery,AL 36107 on Ann St. and I also have the deed to the store saying its mine forever.finally my 3rd wish I wish To be attractive to the sexy girls and women because I am smart,Itelligent,and cool with gadgets like ratchet & clank the video game for a PS2

  87. damon jordan gilbert on 05.21.2011 at 2:07 pm

    for my 4th wish I wish for a sexy body shape except for this big fat body I have now to attract the sexy girls at my school at Robert E. Lee high school so the boys will be jealous of my cool body.for my 5th wish I wish for this animated girl named Frayia on this tv show detective loki on charter OnDemand I want her to like me only me and I want her in her orginal form with her sword to protect me for life so I won’t be lonely.for my 6th & finally wish I wish for my little brother charles palmer III to have his own wishing wand with 100,000 wishes to be granted.

  88. damon jordan gilbert on 05.21.2011 at 4:32 pm

    ted my mistake of that last wish. what I want for this animated girl named Reiya to be in her orginal form and to love me forever and to protect me from danger I want to be real so everyone can see her but still animated and please grant my wishes for me because if these wishes aren’t granted then I will have a miserable life when I be 18 right now I am only 15 in the 10th grade trying fight my way to the 12th grade so I can gradulate from high school and never come back! the school named Robert E. Lee high school is a trouble place to be.It has boys&girls skipping,the 10th grade boys having sex with the 9th grade girls,girls getting preanent,and students cursing at teachers,principals,and school officers.It is a bad place to be there and montgomery the place i’m in is terrible so is the whole state of Alabama is mess up thats why I want my wishes to be granted so I can make this world a better place before It explodes in 2016 thats when earth ends.you and me have to save it before we die,please help save it or we’ll have a worse life when robots turn their backs against us in the future.

  89. charles palmer III on 05.22.2011 at 11:59 am

    I wish for 100,000,000 wishing powers to wish for anything I want like my big ,nice,smart,intelligent,big brother damon jordan gilbert so I can be cool like him and I want my wishes to come true for real instantly with one snap with no consquenes for each wish thats what I want.

  90. Rebekah on 06.16.2011 at 8:36 pm

    I wish that my parents should let me date
    I wish we were rich
    I wish that this guy would like me

  91. Pia on 06.20.2011 at 8:33 pm

    1. I wish to be debt free
    2. I wish to travel the world
    3. I wish to live a peaceful existence

  92. Reinagle on 06.21.2011 at 5:35 pm

    Ted I really need help please.
    I wish I get a job to support myself.
    I wish Nigel Benjamin Sioson will love me again.
    I wish Nigel Benjamin Sioson and Rupert Hanz Soriano would be good friends

    advance thanks

  93. Gaye on 06.27.2011 at 9:47 am

    Wish for a 5+ bedroom home so I can go back into foster care and have a place for the whole family togather and have a good time

  94. Kayla on 07.03.2011 at 5:13 pm

    HELLO TED!!!
    1) I wish i could read minds
    2) i wish i could waterbend
    3) FINALLY, i wish i could have purple hair with purple eyes (idk, just felt like it)

  95. Alicia on 07.05.2011 at 3:47 pm

    1. I wish I had magical abilities so I can cast spells of white magic

    2. I wish I had perfect eye sight so I don’t need to go through painful laser eye surgery

    3. I wish my family was blessed with luck, fortune, wealth, and joy so we can be a happy family

  96. Alicia on 07.05.2011 at 3:51 pm

    I wish that me and my family was smarter by 50%

  97. Alicia L. W. on 07.05.2011 at 3:57 pm

    if you are really a genie try to grant this wish of mine” I wish I can fly but I don’t need wings and that I can preditc future, and I can read people’s minds” If you are really
    a genie you could grant these right?

  98. Alicia on 07.05.2011 at 4:07 pm

    ted how long does it take to make our wishes come true?

  99. Alicia on 07.05.2011 at 4:09 pm

    actually ted I don’t want the ” I wish my family and I was smarter by 50%” because I got magic

  100. Alicia on 07.05.2011 at 4:11 pm

    ted I don’t want the” I wish I could read peoples mind and predict the future” wish

  101. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 07.07.2011 at 9:58 am

    i wish joe and i are now lovers now and forever in this reality for all eternities
    i wish i am not ugly anymore
    i wish for 3 more wishes
    i wish my families and i nor all of our animals will never be completely homeless ever in all of our lives
    i wish joe will and i are now truly together forever
    i wish i am never eternally broke anymore ever again in my lifetimes

  102. manuel on 07.12.2011 at 5:07 pm

    i wish i hade neon blue eyes

  103. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 07.15.2011 at 6:56 am

    i wish joe elliott and i are happily married now and forever in this reality
    just to live happily ever after together
    i wish for great healths and great perfect hygiene habits
    i wish for 2 more wishes
    i wish i was so rich now while living a very glamourous life that i would never even have to ever really lift a finger or a broomstick
    i wish joe and i are so attracted to each other now and forever that we can barely keep our hands off each other as well as alway’s be together until death due us part
    and if i could have just one more wish
    i wish joe and i will alway’s be faithful to one another

  104. APRIL SCHAEFFER on 07.15.2011 at 7:00 am

    i wish joe was really physically here in my love life and will never leave me so very heartbrokened and very deeply dissapointed
    i wish i was really rich and beautiful to joe
    i wish i had all the power to get whatever i want out of life without being evil to do it

  105. lily on 07.24.2011 at 6:54 am

    hey ted i wish that i can fly i wish that i was really intelligent and i wish that i was blessed with luck

  106. lily on 07.24.2011 at 6:54 am

    how long does it take to grant an wish??

  107. leonie on 07.25.2011 at 11:31 pm

    Hello i need help with $900 dollars to get a plat for my teeth please and also $300 to see a neurosurgeon about my piturituary tumor on my brain thanks

  108. leonie on 07.25.2011 at 11:32 pm

    I need $900 to help get a plate for my teeth i meant thanks

  109. Nataliebb on 07.28.2011 at 11:37 am

    Probably you wont grant my 3 wishes, but if you can, PLEASE DO (at least 1)!!!!!!!!!! :)

    1) My crush to talk to me

    2) I want my cat to speak like a human in english

    3) To have a good relation with my family and no arguing.

  110. nicola wells on 08.01.2011 at 5:13 am

    1.i would wish for good health 2.i would wish for a holiday to disneyland for my lil girl :) 3.i would love to win a good amount of money on the lottery to help me get by xxxx thanks for ur kindness in sharing ur gift

  111. Nathen on 08.10.2011 at 2:09 pm

    1. I want that razor pocket rocket blue today and put it on my bed please. 2. I want my own wand to grant my own wishes and others that really works. 3. I want to have 1 million dollars cash on my bed today and every thing else on my bed today please

  112. Nathen on 08.10.2011 at 2:11 pm

    1. I want that razor pocket rocket blue today and put it on my bed please. 2. I want my own wand to grant my own wishes and others that really works. 3. I want to have 1 million dollars cash on my bed and every thing else on my bed in 1 minute okay

  113. nanney on 08.10.2011 at 5:15 pm

    1.) bee a little more prettier thenn my cousen laura .
    2.) ppl too havee moree respectt four mee :[
    3.) ppl too stop bullinq mee ! i hopee these 3 wishez kum truee ! or my lifee endz know

  114. alisha on 08.12.2011 at 3:04 am

    I wish to win the Powerball Jackpot ..
    I only have one desire deep down my heart and NO! I don’t want it because I am greedy but ever since I was a little girl I always had dreams that I will touch lives of the poverty and be a respected icon in the celeb world. movie stars, singers, reality stars are all known for entertainment.. I don’t want to be that type of person but maybe share a show in the media world for helping the people in need.. (I watched a reality show last week and it i bursted into tears because of a poor family…we take so many things for granted and not appreciate what we have) I want to be a trendsetting person who will make a huge impact.. I PROMISE TO DONATE MY HAIR TO HINDU TEMPLE IF MY WISH GETS FULFILLED..and promise GOD what i have planned)

  115. Brian on 08.17.2011 at 7:26 pm

    1 I wish to have and 9 inch penis 2. I wish to have two big breasted girls to have sex with me 3 I wish I had a car

  116. sean on 09.01.2011 at 1:13 am

    I am a man but wish to have humongous female breast.

  117. damon jordan gilbert on 09.04.2011 at 12:30 pm

    for my 1st wish. I wish to have all my wishes to come true for real and I keep them forever.
    2nd wish: I wish for my permanent stay on me unlimited wishing powers to make any wishes including impossible wishes come true for real instantly with the snap of my fingers no consquences from any of my wishes.
    3rd wish: I wish to have my own indestructable drivers license saying I can drive any vechile in the universe and I can drive. that’s all I wish for and I want them in time before monday morning. the drivers license,I want it at 730 forestdale drive so I can show it to everyone I’m the best.

  118. Steven on 09.06.2011 at 11:21 pm

    1) I wish I was a fully female girl.
    2) I wish my brother wasn’t special needs.
    3) I wish I was happy.

  119. Shanell on 09.07.2011 at 11:57 pm

    i wish for my crush to finally ask me out.
    i wish i was rich.
    i wish for my vagina to be perfect.

  120. kamila on 09.13.2011 at 11:15 am

    hi. please grant my 3 wishes genie. the wishes are:

    1. Justin bieber would nock into my door in 2 days.

    2.i wish he would give me his concert tickets i belfast the oddysey arena.

    3. i wish i would have an amazing voice like shakira and miley and all and because i would have an amazing voice please make me famous just like all other popstars so i could meet them nearly every time and mostly selena shakira justin cheryl ect.

    Please grant me these wishes i would really be pleased for them to be granted. thank you wise geanie.

  121. BunnieLovely on 09.14.2011 at 8:24 pm

    1. New house with EVERYTHING the way i imagined it
    2. to be GREAT at basketball
    3. MORE stuff to do where i live

  122. paulita on 09.21.2011 at 7:21 pm

    i wish to have $1000
    i wish to never have homework
    i wish for every boy to like me

  123. paulita on 09.21.2011 at 7:25 pm

    hi genie please grant me these 3 wishes overnight PLEASE
    wish 1:i want to be skinny
    wish 2:i want to have the most beautiful hair ever with green highlights and my mom wont get mad or everyone wont get mad
    wish 3:i wish for every boy would want to be my boyfriend

  124. alliah on 09.23.2011 at 1:49 pm

    1 i wish for a million dollars
    2 i wish for world peace
    3 i wish that the bad things that happened to me in the past never happened.

  125. crystal simmons on 09.29.2011 at 10:38 am

    I wish to receive a written check of $400,000.00

    I wish to receive Ray Smith as my Beloved Husband and with these sexual assault charge to be dropped because he is a innocent man. He needs to be a free man.

    I wish to receive my RN license very quickly.

  126. Jessie Harun on 09.30.2011 at 12:20 am

    I wish to get anything anytime i want!

  127. Anna on 10.03.2011 at 4:05 pm

    i wish i had a nintendo dsi
    i wish my mother would let me have a sleepover with my best friend on friday
    i wish my father still lived in his old apartment

  128. courtney on 10.04.2011 at 8:26 am

    i wish to be a mermaid when ever i touch water and i have the power of ice plese grant me this wish my birthday is next week plese

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